Now....on to the DARKER side of life. I've have slid into the darkest of places...where no light shines....desperate times indeed. It is so dark here I can't even see my hand in front of my face.....gloom and desperation is all that exists here. You may ask...how did I get here....
It all started with the neighbors return from OZ and these 3 seemingly innocent packages of Tim Tams.
This was package number one.
This was the inside of package number two. Carmel Tim Tams.....oh I could hear the angels sing and a very very very bright light while eating (inhaling) these.
Darkness set in.......
Now you know how I got here. The remedy I'm afraid is going Cold Turkey. The DT's have started and the uncontrollable twitches....drooling and continuous salivating....slight twitches in my jaws.....and the eyeballs hanging down to my toes......so that is my awful existence. Please Don't Cry For Me Argentina....because the rest of the free world is already doing that on my behalf.
(I've been informed that a Balanced Diet is a package of Tim Tams in each hand!!!)
Sobs...wooofullnesses......and Sorrow from the Dark Hollows of OH.
Naughty Smiles,
Kelly
PS....Maybe the swelling in my nose was caused by inhaling a Tim Tam and it is still lodged in my nasal passage.....nahhhhh....the swelling started prior to the Tim Tam's arrival.
PS....Maybe the swelling in my nose was caused by inhaling a Tim Tam and it is still lodged in my nasal passage.....nahhhhh....the swelling started prior to the Tim Tam's arrival.
Hi Kelly
ReplyDeleteMy daughter tells me that a friend of hers from uni days down here in OZ is now living in the USA. He has found TimTams in some Target store there. Hope the your withdrawals aren't too bad.
Happy Birthday Aaron!!!
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